A Japanese rides a taxi going to the airport. Along the way, he saw an Isuzu truck
Japanese: Ooh..Isuzu truck, made in Japan. Very fast to run ehh!? (Taxi driver nodding) Again, the Japanese saw a fast Toyota car.. Japanese: Oooh..Toyota car, made in Japan. Very fast to run!! Taxi Driver: (whispering) yabang mo.. Japanese again saw a Honda sports car Japanese: Ooooh…Oooh.. Honda sports car ehh?!! Made in Japan, very fast run! Taxi arrives at the airport.. Japanese: How much? Taxi Driver: 2500 Pesos sir. Japanese: Ha?!? Very big!! . . . . . . Taxi Driver: Ahhh, my Taxi Meter, made in Japan.. Very fast to run!!